The Human Body is the perfect biological machine.  With over a million years of R&D, this high precision work of art rocketed Humankind to the top of the Food Chain. Complete with four posable limbs and two opposable thumbs, karate-chop action and full color vision, these bodies are perfect for skiing down mountains and parkouring through the densest urban environments. The supercomputer operating system is the highlight of the avatar and only comes in hot pink. And since modern society is based solely on the cerebral, you don’t even need all the other bells and whistles. Unfortunately, it’s a complete package. And when you ignore the maintenance on the bugger, it starts to fall apart. Come limber up with Veronique and Mat as we rotate these limbs and tick up these RPMs with the archaic art of Exercise!

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